Boo Mama Genny: Vegan Pumpkin Donuts with Maple Spice Glaze, or, I Will...
Your Boo Mama Genny doesn’t care if you’re vegan or lactose-intolerant (raises hand in air, waves like she doesn’t care) or allergic to milk and eggs, or if a dairy cow broke your heart when you were...
View ArticleSourdough Starter 101, BMG Style, or, Please, Yeast Doesn’t Want Your Pity
This is my starter. She’s a messy girl, ain’t she? Whatever, man. We both know you don’t read my blog because I kiss up with overly-stylized Country Happy Times Living glamor shots of my yeast...
View ArticleBasic, No-Knead Sourdough Loaf, or, I Will Write You An Awesome Fake Resume
Take a recent conversation between me and The Brother: The Brother: “Hey, Genny, remember back in 2004 when you and The Ex-Boyfriend made me a fake resume?” Me: “No, I don’t remember, but…that sounds...
View ArticlePumpkin Sunflower Seed Sourdough Loaf, or, This Recipe Will Result in Your...
Yes, we’re still on pumpkin. And sourdough. And ponies. I think it’s about time we have a discussion about all those “promise” recipes. A while back, a recipe called “Engagement Chicken” was making...
View ArticleNo-Knead, 100% Honey Nut Whole Wheat Sourdough Loaf, or, If There Were Any...
Yesterday I sent myself to my room for a time out. You heard me. I thought I needed some time away from all the holiday STUFF, so I grounded myself. I says, “Bad Mama Genny, go to your room!” that’s...
View ArticleHomemade Gift Idea: Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread (Cake, It’s Cake!) And Other...
The Brother: “Hey, Genny.” Me: “Yeah?” The Brother: “Remember last Christmas, when you decided to watch the movie ‘A Christmas Story’ with the sound off and opera music playing in the background?”...
View ArticleHalf-Wheat Weekday Pear Kuchen, or, If I Feel Overworked I’ll Just Have One...
This kuchen had a 12-hour lifespan. Seriously, I didn’t even tweet about it, but it was flawless and untouched for all of thirty minutes post-oven before being systematically disemboweled and...
View ArticleHalf-Wheat Irish Apple Snack Cake, or, We Will Sign Other People’s Books and...
When @dhybiak and Muppet Dan and I work together at the library, sometimes we end up closing the place down. Then the librarian lady has to come interrupt our genius to tell us to get out. Lady:...
View ArticleNo-Dirty-Dishes, No-Knead, Two-Minute, Make-Ahead Pizza Dough, or, Lifestyles...
To dispel rumors that all I do anymore is slut it up and take Celexa and collect feral cats, I bring you DA EEZIEST pizza dough recipe ever. You can make it at least one day and up to a week in...
View ArticleApplesauce Cake with Cinnamon Glaze, or, I’ve Got the Inadvisable Market...
Somewhere between when the cucumber glut starts and when we start to plan our annual apple picking expedition (aka Applepocalypse), I’m all, holy god, I need to use up the applesauce before it’s time...
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